Hanging out with my dad, he’s being really encouraging:

“Andy, you’ve lost weight!”


“You need to lose more.”

“I know.”

“You’ve lost a bunch though, looks like I’m the fattest guy in the family again!”

“I guess so.”

“Your hair is still pretty thin, can’t fix that at the gym.”


“Maybe you could get some sort of cosmetic surgery for your hair! And lose 20 more pounds! And then maybe people will finally stop thinking you’re my brother!”

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